Crack Attack

I realize people live here on campus at Point Park. That's cool and all, but this is NOT some giant mansion that should be considered home. You should NOT be walking around barefoot and you should NOT be laying around all over the place like the halls are your own personal living rooms...

Some people don't understand that, and one of them looks like this:

What better place to take a nap than in the middle of Thayer Hall on a weekday afternoon? This genius couldn't think of one.

He thought it was fine to just plop down with his pants on the ground, pants on the ground, looking like a fool while he's sleeping safe and sound.

Go the blank home!

P.S. Thank God I'm only working with a cell phone camera here because y'all KNOW that crack was BRUTAL in real life.